My thoughts on bug bites
Posted
Tuesday, June 19, 2007 11:28 AM
I hate bug bites. I think they are the worst thing about the summer. I'll take the sweating, the air conditioning going out, the sunburns, anything, but I can't take bug bites. Unfortunately, bugs love me. They LOVE me. If I'm outside, no one else around me will be bit because they will flock to me. People love hanging out with me outside for this reason. They are safe. So two days ago, I woke up with, count them, 11 bug bites. Yikes. Of course I was freaked out that bugs were nibbling on me as I slept, so I immediately stripped my bed and washed everything. I haven't yet taken the duvet cover out of the dryer, so we've been sleeping with just a sheet, and Chris hates sheets. He has woken up the past two mornings very unhappy, but it's not like he's incapable of getting the cover out of the dryer either. It's just that neither of us wants to stuff our comforter back into the cover and button up the bottom. It's really annoying.
So I scratch and scratch. People tell me not to because it makes them worse, but I'm okay with that. I'm an immediate gratification kind of person. I can't wait for nature to take its course and for these bug bites to slowly fade away. I'd rather demolish them early with my fingernails until they become scabs...and aren't itching me anymore. So now I'm all scabby and my husband thinks I'm gross. But I feel SO MUCH BETTER.
Posted by
edmo
Filed under: summer