"Fritos" - a quick grocery store tale
Posted
Wednesday, March 12, 2008 10:24 AM
Ever step outside yourself and do something you'd never in a million years do if you were "inside" yourself? Apparently, I do.
I went grocery shopping on Monday. I actually enjoy grocery shopping immensely. I spend nearly an hour in there every time I go, picking out just the right things, reading labels, following a list, using coupons.
This particular trip, I wasn't feeling great. In fact, I felt concerned that I would hurl at any moment. By the time I reached the far end of the store, picking out a bag of Doritos for my husband, I literally felt like I might pass out. So this is when I stepped outside myself.
I grabbed a bag of Fritos, ripped it open, and began chowing down right there in the snack food aisle. People were looking at me. I stopped and started thinking, "Who is this girl?" It certainly wasn't me. I don't even like Fritos. I don't get so hungry in the grocery store that I need to eat something immediately.
It must have been the fetus. The fetus must really love Fritos.
Posted by
edmo
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