My Fall Off The Wagon

Posted Wednesday, June 25, 2008 10:11 AM

Everyone cheats, right?  I totally cheated on my gestational diabetes diet yesterday, and not just a little cheat like hot chocolate from Starbucks.  This was a big cheat.

I picked up lunch for everyone in the office yesterday at a local pizza place which has the best pizza, best subs, and unfortunately the best chocolate covered peanuts ever.  It's been months since I've had those chocolate covered peanuts and 5 weeks since I've had any form of candy at all.  Something took over my body and mind and I somehow managed to select and purchase an entire container of them.  Then, like a zombie with no understanding of consequence, I ate the entire container in my car from the pizza place back to my office.  I didn't even realize I was eating them, it was like I had no control over myself.  I had somehow convinced myself: well, I'm supposed to eat peanuts as much as I can (protein), so what's a little chocolate gonna do?

Back at the office, I felt a little queasy and my feet and legs suddenly poofed up into big swollen air balloons that hurt like hell.  I took my blood sugar reading two hours after eating that candy (when it should be below 120) and it was 125.  I took it another 20 minutes later and it was 147.  I took it 4 hours later after a very minimal and healthy dinner (just to make sure it finally lowered) and it was still 147.  I kinda freaked out at that point and realized I totally f-ed up my glucose level.  Crap.

Thank god yesterday was water aerobics and my blood sugar finally lowered after the exercise to 79.  I'm definitely not telling my husband what I did because he'd totally kick my ass.  I learned my lesson, don't let the Zombie René take over the religiously-good-on-her-diet René who will do whatever it takes to keep her baby within a vaginal delivery weight limit.

Of course...then...I walk into work this morning and see an angel food cake on a tray in the center of the office.  I'm about to say, "Great, someone brought in freaking cake today," when I see my cubicle has balloons, confetti, and a Baby Shower banner across it. Aw, my work planned a surprise baby shower for me.  How unbelievably sweet is that!  I did not at all expect one, so I'm super excited.  And yes, I'm a bit fearful for my blood sugar level today.  Maybe Zombie René can make one more brief appearance before retreating for good for the next 5-6 weeks.  I mean, there is angel food cake, just for me...

Posted by edmo

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Aw! That's so nice of your office to throw you a shower! Have fun!! :-)

Posted by Toluca_Lady    Wednesday, June 25, 2008 9:39 AM


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My grandma was a diabetic and angel food cake was the only cake she could eat without hurting her sugar levels to much. I don't know if it is different for pregnancy or not.

Posted by Jen2179    Wednesday, June 25, 2008 9:45 AM


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Hope you had/have a good baby shower, ever nice of your work do that!

Love the choclate peanut story that would totally be something I would do and my line of thought as well (whats a little chcolate going to do)

Posted by S&R Godin    Wednesday, June 25, 2008 9:55 AM


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oh, everyone cheats!  that is so fun that they threw a baby shower for you!  it makes going to work NOT that bad.  

Posted by elliscurrie    Wednesday, June 25, 2008 9:57 AM


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Aw, being good on a diet all the time is almost inhuman.  That is really nice that your office threw you a shower.  That is really thoughtful.

Posted by MandyE-worth    Wednesday, June 25, 2008 9:55 AM


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aw that's really sweet of them! I hope you have fun at it..

Everyone falls off the wagon from time to time, noone can expect you to be completely perfect with it! one or two slip ups are understandable. enjoy your angel food cake (not as bad as regular cake, right?) :)

Posted by AlwaysMrs.S    Wednesday, June 25, 2008 10:03 AM


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Crap!  They just busted out brownies covered in chocolate icing!!!!!

Posted by edmo    Wednesday, June 25, 2008 10:21 AM


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You are screwed!

Posted by MandyE-worth    Wednesday, June 25, 2008 10:18 AM


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oh brownies are a BIG weakness for me!

Have fun at the shower!

Posted by Ashley T    Wednesday, June 25, 2008 10:15 AM


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haha.... you are too funny! Like everyone has said, you can't be expected to be perfect 100% of the time, a couple slip ups is understandable to say the least. Just enjoy your baby shower and then hop right back on the wagon. Whats done is done and can't be taken back soooo there is no sense worrying about it now right?

Posted by Ashleigh Elbert    Wednesday, June 25, 2008 10:33 AM


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Oh, they're evil for that one!

Posted by AlwaysMrs.S    Wednesday, June 25, 2008 10:36 AM


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Brownies..... Zombie Rene' is coming out now isn't she LOL

Posted by Ashleigh Elbert    Wednesday, June 25, 2008 10:44 AM


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Aww how nice of your job to do that for you! And dont feel bad I would cheat too if I had GD I just crave sugar that badly

Posted by CherryHeart    Wednesday, June 25, 2008 4:02 PM


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Oh, I understand this temptation.  I have a coffee allergy and I just HAD to have that damnable tiramisu... soaked in espresso... blatant violation.  Two weeks later I'm still breaking out from the allergy.  The thing is, can you even remember the taste of the food you ate?  I don't remember a damn thing about the tiramisu except the thought of, "I probably shouldn't eat this," followed by a sugar rush.  I feel for you, edmo!

Posted by third_place    Thursday, June 26, 2008 7:43 AM


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That was so nice of your work to throw you a shower - what did you get??

Posted by JackieMac824    Thursday, June 26, 2008 11:54 AM


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Oooooh I'm telling! LOL That was so nice of them for the shower! Moderation Rene!

Posted by jade_sweatpea    Thursday, June 26, 2008 2:07 PM


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