September 2008 - Posts

Hmm, this is something new...

Posted Tuesday, September 30, 2008 1:09 PM

So PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) advised Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream Co. to use human breast milk instead of cow's milk in making their ice cream. Hmm. I don't even know where to start. First of all, gross. I'm not really into drinking

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Are You Freaking Kidding Me?

Posted Friday, September 26, 2008 2:03 PM

Three months after having her baby. Damnit if those celebrities (with their nannies and personal trainers and free time) don't always make us "normal" people look bad!

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I've officially been inducted...

Posted Friday, September 26, 2008 11:05 AM

...into parenthood. Of all the goodies in my gene pool, my son comes out looking EXACTLY like my husband (oh have no fear, I'll be posting comparison photos here soon), yet he gets the one thing from me I was hoping he wouldn't get...allergies. Yes, he

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How to make an ass out of yourself at daycare

Posted Wednesday, September 24, 2008 10:36 AM

Go inside to drop off baby. Say hello to the caregiver. She will say to you, "Do you sing to Boston? He really enjoyed me singing to him yesterday." You say something retarded like, "I do, but not nursery rhymes or anything. I don't know any nursery rhymes.

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The Gym? Where is that?

Posted Tuesday, September 23, 2008 2:54 PM

I hate the way I look. I hate the flabby skin, I hate the chub, I hate the stretch marks, I hate the number on the scale. I hate even more that I am weak and lose my breath too easily. However... How in the world do I find time to exercise? With Boston

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Back in Business

Posted Monday, September 22, 2008 3:12 PM

Let the blogging commence. I have returned to work. It was DEVASTATING to drop Boston off at his new daycare. Pumping seems like it's going to be the most challenging thing I'm going to have to deal with. Boston is exclusively breastfed and I'll need

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Shaken Baby Syndrome

Posted Sunday, September 14, 2008 2:24 PM

I had just fed Boston and my husbnd took him to burp him. In the process, he feels something crawling on his leg and freaks out. Rather than suck it up or ask me to check it out, he leaps off the couch and jumps up and down. Boston's head was bobbing

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I am creative, observant, smart, honest, romantic, funny, bossy, and ridiculous all at the same time.


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