THE AMANDA SHOW

So You've Noticed

2008-09-04T02:38:00Z

I've been pretty busy lately. Just the general stuff. I haven't felt too good lately. Labor Day weekend was long.

Because I have to get some sleep, I will summarize all of what is going on quickly.

The house is flying. And they have been making mistakes. My contractor must hate me because every day I am out there taking pictures and writing down what they have done wrong.

The pregnancy is still going fine. I have an ultrasound on September 16th. My Mom is going with me. It will hopefully be okay.

Matt and I are at each other's throats because we need to not live with my parents and little sister. Matt is just not coping well, I am used to it.

My work has been very busy and I have decided not to log on from work anymore. I will update every now and then.

A lot of my blogs are gone because I was found out and I do not want to deal with my cousin seeing it. She isn't even on Facebook.

As I speak, I am watching the RNC and I am taking notes in order to debate this tomorrow with some good buddies of mine.

Also, I have been offered a new job and am now curious now about exploring possibilities. Not leaving my job, but just thinking about breaking into a career on the side.

Oh, and I've been really into street art and pop art. I feel like a whole new person.

Anyway, I will update later, definitely by the 16th.

TWINS!!!!

2008-07-28T20:02:00Z

I am so freakin serious!!!!!!!! Pictures to be posted later. Baby A heartbeat is 122, Baby B heartbeat is 116!!!!!!!!!

I'm Pregnant

2008-07-15T21:29:00Z

Matt doesn't know yet. I am so scared out of my mind right now.

TMI, I know, I know, But This Hurts Like A *****

2008-05-16T16:24:00Z

Ok, so yesterday I was opening mail right after work. Basically, I am going to take you through my thoughts and my actions.

I walk to the apartment building and get the mail. Go up to my apartment, walk into my kitchen and pile all the stuff on the counter. I think to myself, "Man, my back hurts." So I take my top off and take the bra off with it. I think, "Oh yes, that feels alot better." Remember, these are D-cups, so bra or not, these puppies are going to kill me.

Anyway, I start going through the bills. There are approximately 9 billion credit card applications. I finally finish and I scoop up the stupid apps into my arms and against my body to walk the papers over to the shredder. It is at this time when I get the most strange, yet hideously annoyingly painful injury I have ever gotten.

I have a papercut on my right nipple and it hurts like abitch!!!

I don't know if you all have had papercut nipples before, but to give you a 411, the thing stays alert. It won't go down. And to top it off, I am on my last bra before laundry. It is a little cloth one. Laundry bra is a C cup from back when I was in high school. If a slight breeze hits me, laundry bra does not hide anything. I am pissed. I had to come to work with my arms crossed in front of my chest to hide my one hard nipple. I am almost ready to cut the other one so I at least don't look disproportionate.

This better heal before Idaho. I don't want to go to Idaho and meet my husband's family and have all the men think, "Wow, Mandy's right breast wouldn't stop staring at me."

Today was going to be laundry day until I got baseball tickets. I think I will have to electrical tape this thing down tonight. I can't end up on the jumbotron or National TV tonight saluting the St. Louis Cardinals in my own special way. I will try not to recreate the scene of Busty Heart getting kicked out of Old Busch Studium because her boobies were distracting too many people from the game. Ah, St. Louis history, so, so, grand!

So as a word of advise, never cut your nipple unless you intend to cut it off.