pastrypuff9000:Am I weird because I don't have any fantasies about threesomes, fourgies or anything else that I wouldn't do with FI? I'm not saying your fantasies are bad, just checking my level of boring.
I'm boring right along with you. Honestly, it sounds like too much work (unless I just got to lay there and be lazy while both men pleasured me). Hmm...maybe I'm boring *and* lazy?
My implausible fantasy is sex outside, in the wet grass, during a thunderstorm. The reality? I'd be too worried about people seeing us or being struck by lightning to really enjoy myself and the wet grass would include mud and would probably feel gross. But there's something sexy about the power of thunderstorms.