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04-03-2008 at 2:35 PM
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Joke: Pregnancy Q&A

Q. Should I have a baby after 35?
A. No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a
baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel
during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural ?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q:Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room
while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word 'alimony' means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering
from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.

This was on the MM board one day and I thought some of them were funny.


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04-03-2008 at 2:38 PM
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romarie is not online. Last active: 08-28-2008, 4:57 PMBronze
that was cute! 
04-03-2008 at 11:59 PM
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JustAhopin is not online. Last active: 08-28-2008, 10:42 PMNewbie
I just sent that to my friend who is pg. Funny.






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04-04-2008 at 1:49 PM
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Choensa is not online. Last active: 08-30-2008, 5:19 AMBronze
Too cute!  I liked these.  :)


 

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