lol, strongwoman!
Any consolation? I break glass like crazy and often shatter them by merely touching them. dh is forever pulling glass slivers out of my feet. (this happens nearly weekly)
We don't own any crystal, needless to say. I'll admit that I've cried from time to time when I've broken one I really like. I shouldn't because it's only a matter of time before every glass gets broken, but sometimes it's just so discouraging to break everything i touch! ;)
ps. the WORST is picking glass out of the dishwasher, isn't it?!?!