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04-11-2012 at 4:50 AM
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Black people: local news has jokes again

I've been telling my H for years that local news outlets are masters of finding Dave Chappelle skits in real life and broadcasting for the world on our behalf. 

I have nothing more to add.

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04-11-2012 at 5:58 AM
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Ah f**k, I will ALWAYS have time to watch this clip.  The way she looks off into the distance in puzzled, delirious resignation at the end:  priceless! 

 
04-11-2012 at 7:12 AM
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First, I was like Surprise. Then, I was like Crying<--laughing. And then I was like Indifferent


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04-11-2012 at 7:40 AM
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This is on my FB and it's the sh1ts!!

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04-11-2012 at 8:16 AM
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Hot dayum. She ain't got no time for that! Someone, please give this lady some Vaseline.
 
04-11-2012 at 8:17 AM
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Ugh, everything is blocked at this institution ( of terror).

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04-11-2012 at 8:24 AM
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did she have gold fronts? im watching it again to count how many times she said Jesus


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04-11-2012 at 8:28 AM
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I love her!!

 
04-11-2012 at 9:06 AM
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What's the situation with her teeth?

I laughed at this because, well, what else can you do? I hope she got her pop at least. 

P.S. My 90-year-old Grandma would see this and say, "Why is her black ass on this television?" 

I need to get home and see my Grandma. A day with her is such joy. LOL!


 
04-11-2012 at 9:18 AM
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I can't stop watching this.  Even tho it makes me do the falsetto laugh every time.
 
04-11-2012 at 9:22 AM
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Dylanite:
I can't stop watching this.  Even tho it makes me do the falsetto laugh every time.

Stop bumping this. I ain't got time for that. 


 
04-11-2012 at 10:06 AM
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ButternutSquash:


P.S. My 90-year-old Grandma would see this and say, "Why is her black ass on this television?" 

I need to get home and see my Grandma. A day with her is such joy. LOL!

I think we have the same grandma! LMAO 


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04-11-2012 at 11:45 AM
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copzgirl:

Dylanite:
I can't stop watching this.  Even tho it makes me do the falsetto laugh every time.

Stop bumping this. I ain't got time for that. 

DEAD.

This video will now be a classic. Just like Popeye's running out of chicken. 


"There's a very simple test to see if something is racist. Just go to a heavily populated black area, and do the thing that you think isn't racist, and see if you live through it." ~ Reeve on the Clearly Racist Re-Nig Bumper Sticker and its Creator. 
04-11-2012 at 12:06 PM
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I am trying to figure out how the anchorwoman actually had a serious expression after that clip. 

The interview was so....random.  It added no value except for some laughs I guess. 


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04-11-2012 at 1:58 PM
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The guys in the back walking by shaking their heads.  You KNOW they know her.  Lol
 
04-11-2012 at 2:03 PM
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Dylanite:
The guys in the back walking by shaking their heads.  You KNOW they know her.  Lol

DAMNITALLTOHELL Dylanite stop bumping this.

I woke up to get a cold pop. 


 
04-11-2012 at 2:10 PM
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copzgirl:

Dylanite:
The guys in the back walking by shaking their heads.  You KNOW they know her.  Lol

DAMNITALLTOHELL Dylanite stop bumping this.

I woke up to get a cold pop. 

Change your damn settings then!  Hurry up too, don't be putting on your shoes or nothin Jesus. 

 
04-11-2012 at 2:13 PM
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Dylanite:
copzgirl:

Dylanite:
The guys in the back walking by shaking their heads.  You KNOW they know her.  Lol

DAMNITALLTOHELL Dylanite stop bumping this.

I woke up to get a cold pop. 

Change your damn settings then!  Hurry up too, don't be putting on your shoes or nothin Jesus. 

I was thinking of setting up a BBQ, but I ain't got time for that 


 
04-11-2012 at 3:50 PM
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Thank you for this!



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04-11-2012 at 7:01 PM
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Look at dude walking back and forth in the background. Also I am dying at the camera crew you can hear laughing.

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