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04-13-2012 at 9:28 AM
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Ok, a lot of you say something that I HATE, and I can't be quiet about it any more.

For the love of all things holy, please stop saying "sexy time."  It creeps me out and makes me want to die.  Whenever someone says it, I get douchechills.

I might GBCSO over it, if it doesn't stop. 


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04-13-2012 at 9:29 AM
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04-13-2012 at 9:33 AM
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I always think of a guy with greased back hair and a thick European accent when I say it to myself. lol

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04-13-2012 at 9:37 AM
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LMAO!  Yeah, every time I hear it I think of Borat.

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04-13-2012 at 9:41 AM
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omg I never thought I would agree with you, but I do.  The Mayans must be right.
04-13-2012 at 9:43 AM
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It makes me think of the yoga instructor on Couples Retreat with the accent.


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04-13-2012 at 9:44 AM
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omg I never thought I would agree with you, but I do.  The Mayans must be right.

Like, ever?  You never thought you'd ever agree with me?

Weird.  I've been enjoying your posts recently and finding myself agreeing with you quite a bit.


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04-13-2012 at 9:52 AM
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It hasn't been me saying it because I haven't been getting any.  But sexy time, sexy time, sexy time, sexy time, sssssseeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxyyyyyyyyyy time!  Lmao.

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04-13-2012 at 9:57 AM
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GhostofZeldaFitzgerald:

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omg I never thought I would agree with you, but I do.  The Mayans must be right.

Like, ever?  You never thought you'd ever agree with me?

Weird.  I've been enjoying your posts recently and finding myself agreeing with you quite a bit.

It's called humor.  You should try it some time.

04-13-2012 at 9:58 AM
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omg I never thought I would agree with you, but I do.  The Mayans must be right.

Like, ever?  You never thought you'd ever agree with me?

Weird.  I've been enjoying your posts recently and finding myself agreeing with you quite a bit.

It's called humor.  You should try it some time.

Oh, eat me.


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04-13-2012 at 10:14 AM
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GhostofZeldaFitzgerald:

+Black Kitty+:
omg I never thought I would agree with you, but I do.  The Mayans must be right.

Like, ever?  You never thought you'd ever agree with me?

Weird.  I've been enjoying your posts recently and finding myself agreeing with you quite a bit.

It's called humor.  You should try it some time.

Oh, eat me.

Sooooo close, keep trying!  Yes

04-13-2012 at 10:19 AM
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GhostofZeldaFitzgerald:
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GhostofZeldaFitzgerald:

+Black Kitty+:
omg I never thought I would agree with you, but I do.  The Mayans must be right.

Like, ever?  You never thought you'd ever agree with me?

Weird.  I've been enjoying your posts recently and finding myself agreeing with you quite a bit.

It's called humor.  You should try it some time.

Oh, eat me.

Sooooo close, keep trying!  Yes

Wait, I get it.  You're possessed again, aren't you?  That explains why sometimes you're amusing and rational, and other times you lose it.


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04-13-2012 at 10:27 AM
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GhostofZeldaFitzgerald:
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GhostofZeldaFitzgerald:
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GhostofZeldaFitzgerald:

+Black Kitty+:
omg I never thought I would agree with you, but I do.  The Mayans must be right.

Like, ever?  You never thought you'd ever agree with me?

Weird.  I've been enjoying your posts recently and finding myself agreeing with you quite a bit.

It's called humor.  You should try it some time.

Oh, eat me.

Sooooo close, keep trying!  Yes

Wait, I get it.  You're possessed again, aren't you?  That explains why sometimes you're amusing and rational, and other times you lose it.

Keep practising... you'll get the hang of it! 

04-13-2012 at 10:36 AM
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+Black Kitty+:
GhostofZeldaFitzgerald:
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GhostofZeldaFitzgerald:
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GhostofZeldaFitzgerald:

+Black Kitty+:
omg I never thought I would agree with you, but I do.  The Mayans must be right.

Like, ever?  You never thought you'd ever agree with me?

Weird.  I've been enjoying your posts recently and finding myself agreeing with you quite a bit.

It's called humor.  You should try it some time.

Oh, eat me.

Sooooo close, keep trying!  Yes

Wait, I get it.  You're possessed again, aren't you?  That explains why sometimes you're amusing and rational, and other times you lose it.

Keep practising... you'll get the hang of it! 

Maybe if I repeat the same tired "joke" over and over, you'll think I'm funny.  And maybe I should use more emoticons.  Perhaps that's what's missing in my terrible, humorless life.

I don't know what your hard-on for me is about, but it's getting boring.  I get it.  You don't like me.  Point taken.  But bickering with a one-trick pony isn't my idea of a good time.


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04-13-2012 at 10:42 AM
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GhostofZeldaFitzgerald:
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GhostofZeldaFitzgerald:

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omg I never thought I would agree with you, but I do.  The Mayans must be right.

Like, ever?  You never thought you'd ever agree with me?

Weird.  I've been enjoying your posts recently and finding myself agreeing with you quite a bit.

It's called humor.  You should try it some time.

Oh, eat me.

Sooooo close, keep trying!  Yes

Wait, I get it.  You're possessed again, aren't you?  That explains why sometimes you're amusing and rational, and other times you lose it.

Keep practising... you'll get the hang of it! 

Maybe if I repeat the same tired "joke" over and over, you'll think I'm funny.  And maybe I should use more emoticons.  Perhaps that's what's missing in my terrible, humorless life.

I don't know what your hard-on for me is about, but it's getting boring.  I get it.  You don't like me.  Point taken.  But bickering with a one-trick pony isn't my idea of a good time.

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04-13-2012 at 10:46 AM
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I think you misunderstand.  I'm not trying to be funny.  I'm telling you that this whole exchange is strange combination of annoying and boring, and that I'm done replying.  So feel free to repeat yourself, once again, to get let last word.

And don't forget the emoticon.


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04-13-2012 at 10:48 AM
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GhostofZeldaFitzgerald:

I think you misunderstand.  I'm not trying to be funny.  I'm telling you that this whole exchange is strange combination of annoying and boring, and that I'm done replying.  So feel free to repeat yourself, once again, to get let last word.

And don't forget the emoticon.

Humor:  you should try it some time Yes

04-13-2012 at 10:49 AM
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So I don't really have any problems with saying sexy time but wondered what would be a better way to say it.  Let's think of the ways people use to ask or say this.

XH would always ask if I was feeling amorous?  Current BF just says "let's **" or "let's go make love" depending on the mood.

Current BF and I had a conversation about this once and he said "let's play hide the sausage". I had never heard this term and laughed my ass off.

 
04-13-2012 at 10:53 AM
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So I don't really have any problems with saying sexy time but wondered what would be a better way to say it.  Let's think of the ways people use to ask or say this.

XH would always ask if I was feeling amorous?  Current BF just says "let's **" or "let's go make love" depending on the mood.

Current BF and I had a conversation about this once and he said "let's play hide the sausage". I had never heard this term and laughed my ass off.

I pretty much either make a move, or say "let's have sex'" or "let's ."  If I referred to anything as sexy time to my BF, he would look at me like I had three heads.  I get that it's kind of a joke, but it really rubs me the wrong way!


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04-13-2012 at 11:06 AM
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marigoldgirl44:

So I don't really have any problems with saying sexy time but wondered what would be a better way to say it.  Let's think of the ways people use to ask or say this.

XH would always ask if I was feeling amorous?  Current BF just says "let's **" or "let's go make love" depending on the mood.

Current BF and I had a conversation about this once and he said "let's play hide the sausage". I had never heard this term and laughed my ass off.

I pretty much either make a move, or say "let's have sex'" or "let's ."  If I referred to anything as sexy time to my BF, he would look at me like I had three heads.  I get that it's kind of a joke, but it really rubs me the wrong way!

I understand that. Most of the time it's just started with a touch or a kiss and nothing needs to be said. But there are those few times when out of the blue I get "let's **"

I never understand about the people who ask for direction on how to ask for sex from their partner.  

 
04-13-2012 at 11:10 AM
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GhostofZeldaFitzgerald:
marigoldgirl44:

So I don't really have any problems with saying sexy time but wondered what would be a better way to say it.  Let's think of the ways people use to ask or say this.

XH would always ask if I was feeling amorous?  Current BF just says "let's **" or "let's go make love" depending on the mood.

Current BF and I had a conversation about this once and he said "let's play hide the sausage". I had never heard this term and laughed my ass off.

I pretty much either make a move, or say "let's have sex'" or "let's ."  If I referred to anything as sexy time to my BF, he would look at me like I had three heads.  I get that it's kind of a joke, but it really rubs me the wrong way!

I understand that. Most of the time it's just started with a touch or a kiss and nothing needs to be said. But there are those few times when out of the blue I get "let's **"

I never understand about the people who ask for direction on how to ask for sex from their partner.  

Yeah, me neither.  This is definitely not a problem I have.



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04-13-2012 at 11:52 AM
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I'm probably guilty of this but I could see how it sounds like nails on a chalkboard.  I used to feel the same way when someone would mention "bd'ing" or baby dancing (having sexx). 

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04-13-2012 at 12:07 PM
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Unfortunately I'm gonna have to take the douche title. I type how I speak in real life. And that includes using the term "sexy time." Though I usually say, "sexy times," which is probably 80 times more annoying (though I only say it to my boyfriend).

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04-13-2012 at 12:13 PM
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I, too, hate the phrase "sexy time", though not as much as the completely asinine 'sessy time' which drives me up the wall. I join your crusade, op, to stamp out this madness.

I prefer the phrase 'get busy'.


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04-13-2012 at 12:13 PM
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04-13-2012 at 2:18 PM
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